355. the tortoise and the guru leave the woods

the guru picked the tortoise up and said, “now that we have found each other, we are no longer lost.” he proceeded to march confidently in the direction of the village.

six hours later, they were still in the woods, and it was night.

and they were scared.

and the tortoise said, “what are we going to do?”

and the guru replied, “is there any room inside your shell?”