385. the tortoise fund, part v: the guru’s gift

ms tortoise went to the guru’s school and walked up to his office. she asked him to donate to the #zen tortoise fund.

the guru said, “i will not donate to your fund, but i will give you a percentage of all the sales i make in my gift shop.”

ms tortoise said that would be great. she thanked the guru and left his office. on the way out, she stole his mailing list.