that’s an interesting story.
you see, on their second wedding anniversary, mrs tortoise told mr tortoise about a great place that she loved to go swimming. mr tortoise went and checked out that place, the lake, and while he was there, he noticed a lettuce patch.
he went over to have a bite, and that is when he first met mrs tortoise.
“but that’s impossible,” the guru said. “how were you celebrating your second anniversary before you met?”
the tortoise replied, “i don’t know, but that’s how i remember it.”