the tortoise was eating lettuce, and the lady tortoise told him, “you are not eating it right.”
“oh,” the tortoise replied, “and i guess you’re an expert in lettuce eating. come, if you’re so good, show me how i’m supposed to eat it.”
without delay, the lady tortoise ate his entire head of lettuce.
“like that,” she replied with a smirk.
the tortoise went looking for someone eating lettuce. he wanted to try the trick himself.